I
am now in Week 42 of my walks. Each day, 30 minutes, that's it.
Thousands of you have joined me since that Sunday night on March 18
when, as a joke, I said I was going for a walk. I had read that morning
in the paper that there were now more people in the U.S. on
anti-depressants than those who go to the movies. I tweeted
out that maybe that's the problem -- perhaps if people got out and went
to the movies more they might feel better. This unleashed a lively
conversation about mood-aletering drugs, the lousy movies these days in
theaters, the rip-off prices for 3D films, etc. Finally, someone wrote:
"Sometimes I think what I need is just a brisk walk." I tweeted, "Hey,
there's an idea! I'm putting my shoes on right now." I went out and came
back home after 30 minutes -- and a few hundred of you had amazingly
joined me where you live. So I went walking the next night, probably out
of some sort of obligation because so many had written to say "please
let's do it again tonight!" So I did. And the night after that. By the
end of the week it was hard to determine how many thousands were now
going out with me on these "virtual walks" in hundreds of cities and
towns, but it had taken off like a rocket and so we all went walking
every night from that point on.
Now it's 250 days later. What a
simple, great idea that person had! Some have asked, "Why are we
walking?" "What's the cause?" There is no cause other than to go for a
walk. We do it just because it feels good. We do it because we can. We
do it because it's free and it takes no time. All you need to know is
how to put one foot in front of the other (or, for the disabled who've
joined in, by any means necessary). It's the perfect slacker/schlub
activity.
I am often asked "How much weight have you lost from
all this walking?" For a while I didn't understand the question. I mean,
why would I want to lose anything? I have enough trouble finding my
keys! Then I got it -- skinny people (1/3 of the country) want us, the
majority, to be like them. That's so nice of them.
But the
truth is, exercise does not work, diets do not work, feeling crummy does
not work. Nothing works. My advice: Quit trying to be something you're
not, be happy with the life you've been given, and just go for a
pleasant walk outside. With me. Wherever you are. Get off the treadmill,
stop drinking diet Coke, throw out all the rules. It's all a scam and
it conspires to keep you miserable. If it says "low-fat" or "sugar-free"
or "just 100 calories!" throw it out. Remember, one of the main tenets
of capitalism is to have the consumer filled with fear, insecurity, envy
and unhappiness so that we can spend, spend, spend our way out of it
and, dammit, just feel better for a little while. But we don't, do we?
The path to happiness - and deep down, we all know this -- is created by
love, and being kind to oneself, sharing a sense of community with
others, becoming a participant instead of a spectator, and being in
motion. Moving. Moving around all day. Lifting things, even if it's
yourself. Going for a walk every day will change your thinking and have a
ripple effect. You'll find yourself only eating when you're truly
hungry. And if you're not hungry, go clean your room, or have sex, or
call a friend on the phone. Without knowing it, you'll starting eating
like the French (there is no French word for "fast-food") -- and you
will feel better. You do not feel better admonishing yourself or beating
yourself up or setting up a bunch of unrealistic rules and goals with
all the do's and dont's that are just begging to be broken. You wanna
know something? I eat ice cream every friggin' day. I drink a regular
Coke every single day. I put butter on things. But I also walk every
day. Some days now, I walk twice. And now I've started to do some
push-ups and lifting stuff. It's building muscle, and in doing so, has
created an extra furnace to burn stuff and create energy. Weird! That,
in turn, makes me sleep 7-8 hours a night which is another game-changer.
And all the walking and lifting makes me thirsty, so that makes me
drink more water -- another huge plus!
So, you can see from
the photo of me up in the box that something has changed. I have no idea
how much weight I've lost and I don't care. I don't care about that or
diets or home gym equipment or rules about what I can or cannot eat or
anything other than making sure I go on my walk today. That's it. That's
the big secret. It costs nothing. I feel great. I can see my feet!
There they are! Hello, feet! Wanna go for a walk? The feet say YES! Ask
yours right now. And if you want, join me. But do NOT go on that walk
with me if you are doing so to "get fit", "be healthy", or "lose
weight". You are fine just the way you are. Only walk outside with me
right now because you know it might just feel good, because it's a
beautiful day, or someone is joining in with you, the fresh air is
invigorating, you have to drive down to the drug store but you realize
you can walk there, or simply because it's just nice to be alive for one
more day. Walk to walk and nothing else -- and the other stuff will
take care of itself.
I'm heading outside in an hour. Join me. And let me know how it went!
So Michael, I just think this is the stuff of a new guru emerging. So simple, so easy, so real. When I walk with you it really isn't to pick you brains for new and exciting ideas or feedback about all our problems. But the fact of the matter is that you are one of a the people who can really blow my mind. Some of your movies and books have been so yummy. And your fabulous ability to turn the stuff of politics into art! That's cool. And now just what we all need, just when we need it. No one wants to be depressed. No one wants bad sleep. We really do want to embrace life! So, when I walk with you, I don't need any conversation; that would be another pressure. I am happy to just be alongside another friend on the journey of life.
Yes Yes Yes...
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